Q: What happened when the bomb-sniffing dog wrote his autobiography?
A: It got on the best smeller list.
Q: What sort of people make the best bookkeepers?
A: The people who borrow your books and never return them.
- Do you have books here?
- Do you have any books with photographs of dinosaurs?
- Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?
- Where in the library can I find a power socket for for my hairdryer?
- Do you have that book by Rushdie, ‘Satanic Nurses’? [Actual title: ‘Satanic Verses’]
- I am seeking a directory of laws that I can break, so that I would be returned to jail for a couple of years.
- Do you have a list of all the books I’ve ever read?
(Courtesy of: http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/stories/story_library.htm)